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Witches Brew => Pagan Living => Topic started by: Witch_Hunter_Ruben on August 22, 2004, 07:02:31 AM

Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Witch_Hunter_Ruben on August 22, 2004, 07:02:31 AM
Any tips on finding and slaughtering?
Title: I hope you are not serious!
Post by: Anonymous on August 22, 2004, 09:18:02 PM
Please tell me you aren't a homicidal maniac, bent on murdering innocent witches!
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Dark_Predator on August 31, 2004, 09:16:53 AM
Witch_Hunter_Ruben this is supposed to be a forum were kids and grown-ups can ask about magick,without beiing afraid or be laughed at.ok??
Keep it down.
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Sonnillon on January 06, 2005, 07:15:57 AM
Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?  :lol:
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: darien on January 07, 2005, 04:20:58 AM
ok ive got tips for you. dont. there have been many tries to kill witches male or female but all were flaud there is a verey old saying i would like you to know wizards are magick against magick anyone else is metal against metal actualy it was an oath to merlin but whatever
Title: Re: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Morticia on January 07, 2005, 06:29:27 AM
Quote from: Witch_Hunter_Ruben
Any tips on finding and slaughtering?


Exactly what kind of witches are you referring to?

Most of the witches I know practice like I did, a New Age  style, goddess worship, some were Wiccan.  Even if someone gets into darker practices, again, like I did, you can't know from just looking at them.

My neighbors didn't have a clue what I was doing.  I was just one of the 'other mothers', I met with teachers, went to my job, had family gatherings.

You might need to explain exactly what you mean.

Morticia
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Shapeshifter on January 07, 2005, 06:28:24 PM
:evil: I dont aree with murder, or any type of slaughter against anyone diffrent then them. I don't get why people want to kill anyone because there witches, werewolfs, vampires or anything else :( . There just people so if anyone can tell me a 'good' reason for doing it... then why?
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: darien on January 10, 2005, 04:22:58 AM
the only true murder with witches is when they practice necromancy because as they say they slaghter the white goat
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: RevNaomiHps on January 10, 2005, 05:04:08 AM
May I say that witches are not evil...it is the person who takes it to that level...like any path a person walks...and I also have to say if you confront a witch your likly to get burned...

RevNaomiHps...
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Sonnillon on January 10, 2005, 08:54:36 AM
kill them before they kill you, one of my fav. Quotes. (but thats only if there trying to kill you)
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Nossie on April 04, 2005, 12:45:33 AM
I think anybody who wants to kill witches for no good reason needs help.
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: LightWarrior on April 20, 2005, 08:36:15 AM
well Mister Witch Hunter I think you have found your answer here is a quote.He who hunters monsters should becareful not to become a monster themself,Because that makes you evil and then you will be hunted friend just a warning .
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: gordrulez on April 28, 2005, 08:46:58 PM
I love this guy.  :)
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: lovenrock243 on May 01, 2005, 07:09:25 AM
i HATE people who hate other people for no reason :evil:  you evil maniac :evil:  :!:
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Sonnilion on May 01, 2005, 01:56:57 PM
lovenrock your my best friend :D ! lets grab our pitch forks out!
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Shadowling on May 01, 2005, 02:00:54 PM
Perhaps he was reffering to the mythical witches from folklore that don't exist, not innocent magick-practiccioneers.
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Sonnilion on May 01, 2005, 02:02:37 PM
:( Does that mean no pitch forks....
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: DarkWolf on May 02, 2005, 09:44:45 AM
Pitch forks yeah good idea,very good,wait one sec gonna get me torch :D
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Sonnilion on May 02, 2005, 09:50:24 AM
:D  all were missing is a person to attack...The sales cleck riped me off! :twisted:
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: DarkWolf on May 02, 2005, 10:59:43 AM
Hmmmmmm lets get him yeah
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Kittyclawing on May 03, 2005, 12:03:51 PM
Can I join the raid?
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: maggot man on May 03, 2005, 07:39:37 PM
I'll bring the torches and chains .
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Shadowling on May 04, 2005, 08:26:37 AM
And I think I have a few spare thumbscrews lying around.... And an iron maiden or two.....

     That clerks gonna get it! :evil:

           -Shadowling
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: sybon? on May 04, 2005, 02:44:31 PM
you have an iron maiden  laying around?? isnt that a band??

... my tummys making weird noises  :cry:

~i diddnt say tummy
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Shadowling on May 05, 2005, 06:37:32 AM
Quote from: sybon?
you have an iron maiden  laying around?? isnt that a band??

... my tummys making weird noises  :cry:

~i diddnt say tummy


   No, it's not a band. It's a medival torture device that is sort of like an iron coffin. There are spikes embedded in the door so when the door closes.....
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: DarkWolf on May 09, 2005, 11:50:21 AM
yes yes torture devices very cool :D
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: lovenrock243 on May 12, 2005, 02:14:41 PM
who r we going after?
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: sybon? on May 12, 2005, 03:02:48 PM
IT IS SO A BAND


~ it can be both  :cry:


                                             there can only be one...
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Sonnilion on May 12, 2005, 08:22:21 PM
hats a band?
Title: Re: Witch-Hunting
Post by: ModernDayVampire on May 22, 2005, 10:54:30 AM
Quote from: Witch_Hunter_Ruben
Any tips on finding and slaughtering?


i got one

get over here and let me kick yer fukin ass

**fixes collar**

there we go all beter

srry bout that but wiches r my friends
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: DarkWolf on May 22, 2005, 10:59:19 AM
UR TO LATE HE'S ALLREADY DEAD fark OFF,I Mean Thank U Come Again
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: ModernDayVampire on May 22, 2005, 11:01:57 AM
damn gandi basterds
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: ModernDayVampire on May 22, 2005, 11:02:21 AM
im sorry that was inopropriate
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: DarkWolf on May 22, 2005, 11:11:37 AM
U ARE A RACIST IM TELLING MAGGOT-MAN HE'S FROM ASIA OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND HE'LL KICK THE s**t OUT OF U
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: sybon? on May 22, 2005, 11:21:28 AM
LOL
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: lovenrock243 on May 22, 2005, 12:28:54 PM
hahaha.. thats funny
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Shadow on August 12, 2005, 02:11:40 AM
My obsessed christian friend (Arghhh) has heard rumours of a witch on a hill near hear, and hes gonna go after it, ive tried talking him out of it but he refuses to not do it. Im going to go along and see if i can protect the witch. Is there any way to tell if there dabbling in dark things because i will let my friend stop that (but not help)? I hardly think theres a witch there but there is something evil around that hill but it would be good to know before hand just in case.
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Devious Viper on August 19, 2005, 02:57:21 AM
Here, take this with you... :wink:
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/storm_dancer/Malleu3.jpg)

~ Viper ~
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Shadow on August 19, 2005, 08:31:43 PM
Why? and umm how should i take it? like wear it or some thing?
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Alphamale on August 19, 2005, 10:10:55 PM
Quote from: Shadow
My obsessed christian friend (Arghhh) has heard rumours of a witch on a hill near hear, and hes gonna go after it, ive tried talking him out of it but he refuses to not do it. Im going to go along and see if i can protect the witch. Is there any way to tell if there dabbling in dark things because i will let my friend stop that (but not help)? I hardly think theres a witch there but there is something evil around that hill but it would be good to know before hand just in case.

do you have to refer to the person in this manner?
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Shadow on August 19, 2005, 10:22:58 PM
Sorry but i think its more likely to be a rumour therefore an it. But if He/She is a witch out there or the witch i speak of then i apologize.
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Devious Viper on August 19, 2005, 11:26:19 PM
Quote from: Shadow
Is there any way to tell if there dabbling in dark things because i will let my friend stop that?


Well, surely all Witch Finders are familiar with the Hammer of the Witches?? Without a copy of this handbook of the Holy Office how will you discern "...the methods by which the works of witchcraft are wrought and directed, and how they may be successfully annulled and dissolved.."?
Quote from: Shadow
there is something evil around that hill


If you discover the evil one dabbling in dark powers you'll be able to go to the section on "...Of the Continuing of the Torture, and of the Devices and Signs by which the Judge can Recognize a Witch; and how he ought to Protect himself from their Spells. Also how they are to be Shaved in Parts where they use to Conceal the Devil's Masks and Tokens; together with the due Setting Forth of Various Means of Overcoming the Obstinacy in Keeping Silence and Refusal to Confess..."

 :roll: Oh, hang on, I think I'm just being incredibly facetious.*

~ Viper ~


*great word; contains all the vowells in the correct order, y'know. :)
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Morticia on August 19, 2005, 11:59:19 PM
DV,

You better tell 'em it's a joke, else they'll be trying to sink somebody in a pond to see if they're a witch, rofl!

I had that book; nowadays it's silly and hard to believe people took it seriously.  But they did, and some of the tortures are horrible.

~Morticia
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Shadow on August 20, 2005, 12:06:03 AM
Why would i trust DV any way? :o  :wink:  :lol:
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Zak Roy Yoballa on August 22, 2005, 12:21:31 PM
It worked in Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail! :lol:


"She turned me into a newt!........I got better...."


ZRY
Title: Witch-Hunting
Post by: Voo on August 22, 2005, 10:29:22 PM
why would anyone go hunting for witches for pete's sakes??!!!
Aren't they, like, in the Yellow Pages, for crying out loud. It's not like they're, like, hiding or anything. They have Ads and websites and CD's and movies and tv shows and t-shirts!!!!!!! hellllllllllooooooo.