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chaoticpsyche

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Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2010, 11:36:29 PM »
I guess this makes me abnormal, cause I don't love a demon hunter. I find them annoying... >_< makes me wanna smack them. Hard.
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Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2010, 01:31:13 AM »
Your reaction is quite normal.

Its just that teenage males with low self esteem and poor social skills think the best way to get a girlfriend is to become a demon hunter.
I blame all the aforementioned tv shows for this.

Of course when you point this out to them, the REAL reasons behind their new chosen life path, they get all defensive and start saying how they will dedicate their life to this.

Then they go off into their bedrooms, get out the bible or latest soft porn supernatural how to guide, and start ritualistic self pleasuring for the third time that day.

(Doest that O donnel woman have something to say about this. You know the politician who dabbled in witchcraft and gave bjs on a satanic altar.)

You know i am kind of looking forward to the next demon hunter turning up here now. Hope this thread hasnt put any off. <^>
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Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2010, 01:54:36 AM »
Ah That's probably true about the self pleasuring.. If they weren't turned off by all the other demon hunter posts then I'm sure this one wont turn them off either... :D Just wait the number of odds will improve and they will come, it's just a matter of time.
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Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2010, 06:09:10 AM »
 Still laughing.... :laugh: :laugh:

 Hey.... I hope you guys didn't scare them to far away, still love to read some ridiculous stories. :-D
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Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2010, 06:25:44 AM »
(Doest that O donnel woman have something to say about this. You know the politician who dabbled in witchcraft and gave bjs on a satanic altar.)

I believe her name was Rosie O'Donnell...


Oh, and for everyone's information, the more times people post stuff on the site about demon hunting, the greater the chance that one of the little bastards will find this site, and provide entertainment for us. So, post away... I'm always looking for fresh meat.

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Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2010, 09:57:22 AM »
lol that's why I said the number of odds will improve and soon they'll be coming like *thinks back to the expression that Oni used...* 'flies to honey dipped turds'. :p
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Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2010, 02:16:38 PM »
I have to make a correction to Moloch - "Delaware Republican Senate nominee Christine O'Donnell " did witchcraft in high school.
Rosie is the other idiot.

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Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2010, 04:17:01 PM »
I was making a joke by colluding their identities.

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Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2010, 02:22:10 PM »
Not just the demon hunters, you cant forget about the people out there who claim to not be human. Before anyone gets defensive, Im not saying that everyone who makes this claim is full of it. But honestly? Yeah, a lot of them are. And with some, its actually really obvious theyre either lying or crazy.
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Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
« Reply #24 on: September 25, 2010, 06:28:27 PM »
*cough*Blueblood*cough*

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Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
« Reply #25 on: September 25, 2010, 06:52:00 PM »
*cough*Blueblood*cough*

When I read it too that was the first name that popped into my head and I laughed.
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Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2010, 12:55:39 AM »
I think wanabee therians, the really fun ones, have something different in their profile,  cannabis and marijuana.

Taking cannabis or marijuana at an early age  affects their ability to discern between reality and thought.

Generic Demon hunters are invariably too straight laced to dabble with drugs. They are the stupid ones at the back of the class that are shunned by the hip cliques forming all around them.

They are too thick and uninteresting to mix with the wilder social groups and have typically not yet messed with soft drugs. Mainly because the other 15 year olds wont share with them. 

Besides they are still dry humping the bible, they havn't really read much of it, just carry it around because it it looks religous and feels heavy.

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Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
« Reply #27 on: September 26, 2010, 01:35:15 AM »
Uhhh... Folks, don't mind OldBill; he's just having a senior moment....

Psst, OB1, Cannabis and MArijuana are the same thing....

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Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
« Reply #28 on: September 26, 2010, 02:10:32 AM »
Thanks for the info.
I consider myself duly educated now.

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Re: Generic wanabee demon hunter profile
« Reply #29 on: September 26, 2010, 05:49:09 AM »
Still, he did have one hell of a reply. And I just did some looking through the posts of blueblood and......my God. What the hell was going on there? I mean, Ive seen people claim to be a lot of things. But 5 things at once is just, ugh, really pushing it. Did anything ever play out there? I mean she seems to have said her good byes and thats it, but Im wondering if it ever went further.
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