Author Topic: Twilight?! by SM  (Read 15951 times)

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Re: Twilight?! by SM
« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2009, 07:15:48 AM »
Now Anne Rice has gone the other way and she became a vivid catholic and she's never going to write vampy books again :C
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Re: Twilight?! by SM
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2009, 07:44:03 AM »
T'is a shame too, she was very good at it.

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Re: Twilight?! by SM
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2009, 08:16:59 AM »
Who is Anne Rice? I've never head of her.
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Re: Twilight?! by SM
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2009, 09:18:32 AM »
She is the author of vampiric novels like "Interview With A Vampire" and "Queen of the Damned", but now she threw it all over her shoulder and dedicated her writing to religion.

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Re: Twilight?! by SM
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2009, 11:38:29 AM »
Bah, I hate religion.
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Re: Twilight?! by SM
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2009, 08:10:23 PM »
Lol, me too.


Ps. Those books suck. They're boring and have no plot or good (major)  characters.

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Re: Twilight?! by SM
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2009, 05:42:47 AM »
Rices worse books are better than anything by Meyer...thats for sure

Anne Rice was Great   IMO
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Re: Twilight?! by SM
« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2009, 02:18:48 PM »
My complaints:
First, I doubt it is, but if this topic is just about horror books, then absolutely nothing about Twilight should be here.
Second, in my opinion, vampires should NOT sparkle in the sun.
Third, all those fan-girls who are all like "OMG Edward and Jacob are so HAWWTTT!!!!!!!!" are the most annoying things in the f****** world.
Fourth, Twilight is unoriginal, and all that "forbidden love" crap is very cliche.
Fifth, as for the movie, Robert Pattison is butt-ugly and Kristen Stewart needs to learn how to act. (Oh, and by the way, the only reason I saw the movie is because I was at the theater with all my cousins, they all wanted to see Twilight, and my stupid parents wouldn't allow me to go see a different movie by myself.)
Sixth, how did the terrifying creatures of folklore become these p**** a** vampires of today? They're more human than anything.
I could go on, but I think I'll stop because I've probably enraged about a thousand fan-girls already. :P And I know what all of you are thinking: well, if you hate Twilight so much, why did you take the time to type all this up and put it on a Twilight topic? And the answer to that is one, the person who created this topic asked for our opinions, complaints, etc., two, I usually keep my mouth shut, I had to let it all out sometime, and three, I have nothing better to do. And I'm NOT criticizing anyone who likes Twilight, I'm sure you're all wonderful people, I'm just criticizing the book itself.
And if you hate this post, either tell me why (educated replies only, please, nothing like "OMGGG you don't like Twilight?!?!!? Go die.") or ignore it, but I'd like to hear other people's opinions. But if you do like this post and completely agree with me, message me. xD

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Re: Twilight?! by SM
« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2009, 02:25:42 PM »
T'is a shame too, she was very good at it.

I nearly fainted when I found out she was devoting the rest of her life to writing religious books. No offence to anyone that likes those kinds of books, but that's a great writer gone to waste. At least she gave us the great novels that she did. :)

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Re: Twilight?! by SM
« Reply #24 on: December 29, 2009, 10:29:38 PM »
I will bash these books/movies even more

First of all and I will say it again in a different way

Vampires are NOT sweet cuddly play things, they are killers, pure and simple, someone making them out to be otherwise is simply ridiculus

The can not be exposed to the sun...they DIE

Dracula was a old ancient vampire and in some stories could be in daylight for a very short time, sorry they do not glitter in the daylight like sparklers, to portray them in the way SM does is simply wrong, so much so it makes me want to barf

So my guess is in the 2nd movie the werewolfy people just eat chicken and fish instead of humans, I hope and pray this is another fad like disco and goes away too

And yes to bad Anne Rice turned religious on us, I revered her writings to the likes of Stephen King, to me she was the Queen of horror then
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Re: Twilight?! by SM
« Reply #25 on: December 30, 2009, 04:23:48 AM »
all the twilight things seem to follow the same pattern. the girl is emotionally confused , ends up becoming bloodied and bruised , meanwhile is constantly trying to get with the closest dominant male.

not to mention its the one book/movie that managed to make me lower my standards signifigantly for me to like hary potter by comparisson. its not that HP is bad or anything , but people flicking wands about in some castle is not to my taste.
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Re: Twilight?! by SM
« Reply #26 on: January 01, 2010, 11:03:03 PM »
in my opinion the whole series is a young girls choice between pseudo-bestiality and necrophilia. I respect how well its done for itself but i just to think its a very good piece of literature.
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Re: Twilight?! by SM
« Reply #27 on: November 16, 2010, 08:48:47 AM »
Poppy Z Brite anyone?
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Re: Twilight?! by SM
« Reply #28 on: November 16, 2010, 09:15:18 AM »
I think it would be pretty cool if vampires actually started farming humans like we farm sheep, pigs and cows. lol! Just imagine a pen of stupid humans raised from birth - they would have little knowledge but instinct and what the vampires cared to teach them. Humans wouldn't know how to communicate effectively or to even fear the vampires... except when it came to slaughtering time!   :gun: *<:)
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Re: Twilight?! by SM
« Reply #29 on: November 19, 2010, 04:11:46 PM »
I think it would be pretty cool if vampires actually started farming humans like we farm sheep, pigs and cows. lol! Just imagine a pen of stupid humans raised from birth - they would have little knowledge but instinct and what the vampires cared to teach them. Humans wouldn't know how to communicate effectively or to even fear the vampires... except when it came to slaughtering time!   :gun: *<:)

The perfect food source for this would be all those twilight fans ( I refuse to capitalise the name of that sin).

Just imagine it.
It would be like fast food.
Only they'd want to be used as food for precious Edward and his kin.... of woodland faeries. Tell me, what type of predator sparkles?

To all those this may concern, my entire English Literature class condemned twilight in so many ways,( I refuse to capitalise the name of that stain on literature). The mere suggestion that the book is of the Gothic genre...