That's why. D:
You are gonna love this one, I have no clue what it is:
Thought it was a rubber snake my brothers managed to get to scare our mom, and when the thing started going back under the fridge, I nearly jumped out of my skin.
my boyfriend took one leap out the door and down the stairs, leaving me there in the room with a massive bat flying around my head! im not scared or traumatized, i just love this story
Thats one real cool Northern exposure event Wolfie xD
Id like to visit Alaska, but ill prolly die before that...