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Monstrous pets!!!
« on: October 12, 2008, 12:45:24 PM »
I really want a giant hissing cockroach the size of a small dog. I would have jewels & stuff embedded in her exoskeleton, & keep her on a nice leash. Take it for walks & stuff. Laugh my butt off as it scares the poo outta people. *<:)

What's your idea of a Monstrous pet?
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Re: Monstrous pets!!!
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2008, 04:23:36 PM »
I would have jewels & stuff embedded in her exoskeleton, & keep her on a nice leash.

 That's pretty monstrous alright.
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Re: Monstrous pets!!!
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2008, 06:02:25 PM »
I want a werewolf  :-D to be my pet friend and sidekick in action  :police:
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Re: Monstrous pets!!!
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2008, 08:30:02 PM »
Awesome!!! & don't worry Kadesh, the exoskeleton is just protein, like our nails & hair, so it wont harm the darling little bug in any way. :-D
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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2008, 08:33:28 PM »
 Are you farking kidding me?? Have a jewel embedded into your fingernail before you go around saying "it won't hurt."
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Re: Monstrous pets!!!
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2008, 08:35:03 PM »
I have, it's fun. Okay, it WASN'T a jewel, but still fun taking that chunk out of my nail. :wink:
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« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2008, 08:50:41 PM »
em·bed      (ěm-běd')  Pronunciation Key 
v.   em·bed·ded also im·bed·ded, em·bed·ding also im·bed·ding, em·beds also im·beds

v.   tr.

To fix firmly in a surrounding mass: embed a post in concrete; fossils embedded in shale.
To enclose snugly or firmly.
To cause to be an integral part of a surrounding whole: "a minor accuracy embedded in a larger untruth" (Ian Jack).
To assign (a journalist) to travel with a military unit during an armed conflict.
Biology To enclose (a specimen) in a supporting material before sectioning for microscopic examination.

 That does not sound fun in any way. To embed something is to fix it DEEPLY into an object. It would have to be very deep to get a jewel to stay.


ex·o·skel·e·ton      (ěk'sō-skěl'ĭ-tn)  Pronunciation Key 
n.   A hard outer structure, such as the shell of an insect or crustacean, that provides protection or support for an organism.

 If it's as hard as that.. you'd have to crack it to get anything embeded into it. And cracking it would probably kill the creature.

 
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Re: Monstrous pets!!!
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2008, 01:54:48 AM »
My ideal monstrous pet would be a formless, semi-liquid mass of slime that would eat the people I disliked at my command. Now how cool would that be?
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Re: Monstrous pets!!!
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2008, 09:14:55 AM »
Ohhh, that's awesome!!! :-D
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Re: Monstrous pets!!!
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2008, 11:00:00 AM »
I would abslotuely love to have THING, you know the Addam's familys severed hand that helps out and walks around.. LOl it would be so cool.
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« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2008, 11:41:07 AM »
My ideal monstrous pet would be a formless, semi-liquid mass of slime that would eat the people I disliked at my command. Now how cool would that be?

 I'm sure you don't have anyone in mind or anything.
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Re: Monstrous pets!!!
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2008, 05:09:57 AM »
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I'm sure you don't have anyone in mind or anything.


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Re: Monstrous pets!!!
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2008, 05:55:19 AM »
Believe me, blow_fly, we know.

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Re: Monstrous pets!!!
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2008, 06:02:10 AM »
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Believe me, blow_fly, we know.


Eh? Is my mean-spirited, childishly vengeful nature that transparent? Crap.

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Re: Monstrous pets!!!
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2008, 06:32:18 AM »
No, it's not terribly transparent. I'm just the King of mean-spirited, childish, and vengeful. I know my kind when I see it *<:)*<:)*<:)