Edward Cullen. Pick his poison

[Raziel]

Ok to start off, i am not passing judgment (twilight)  till i read the books. I'm sure its a good story if it got this popular.

Secondly on this thread, we will pit Edward against our imagination. Be him getting smoshed by the hulk or ass raped by a horny kraken.
You may also use other characters from twilight.

This thread was spawned by someone somewhere posting a  comment (an extremely stupid one) about how  he was as strong as  the hulk.

SO here, let the ridiculously ill deserved torture of a fictional vampire begin!

[Smithkakarot]

See the guy in my sig?...yeah.

[Raziel]

Ah alucard.

Reminding everybody that vampires are monsters, not effeminate pretty boys.

Edward gonna dieee......

[wolfgirl13]

Raz, if you really want to make Edward Cullen drop dead,
just picture yourself naked.

The moment he reads your mind, he should keel over.

[Raziel]

Have you even seen mah hotness?
He would decide to rape my semxy bodiah.

And i would kill myself before i get violated.
(yes we are all exaggerating here so no blows to the ego, just for cullen)

[wolfgirl13]

Okay, so since your so shmexy,  maybe he fondles himself to death instead?


That's how I would want to go out.

Raz, I have a question for you. Where are you from?
Are you from the U.S and if so, which state?
This is not for creeper status, I'm just honestly curious.

[Raziel]

seriously. ask vince.

[Rainbow]

Raz, if you really want to make Edward Cullen drop dead,
just picture yourself naked.

The moment he reads your mind, he should keel over.

LOL, that was a good one Wolfgirl. No offense Raz, but I'm  really a very mental picture person. When I read that I just imagined a very nasty guy, and Edward trowing his guts off until he died. LOL 

[Raziel]

Whatever rainbow the red.  At least we know know that WG13 is a vampire love story fan girl.

That said i believe it is time to get

[Smithkakarot]

Ah alucard.

Reminding everybody that vampires are monsters, not effeminate pretty boys.

Edward gonna dieee......

Well, Alucard's kinda an "effeminate pretty boy" (in appearance) as well, but in personality...he's a total badass.

[sexywolfgirl]

Have you even seen mah hotness?
He would decide to rape my semxy bodiah.

And i would kill myself before i get violated.
(yes we are all exaggerating here so no blows to the ego, just for cullen)

LOL. I'd rather let jacob see me like that. (btw, he is bella's bets friend and a werewolf btw.) She finds out about him being a werewolf in the 2nd book.

[Moloch]

SWG had it right the first time, Raz... you wondermunchkin of rainbow fudge-love you....


As for my idea of torture... living death. Drain him of his blood, encase him in lucite, and plant him in the town square as a monument to all time.

[Alexander]

I think even MacGyver could put Edward in his place, the latter not really being that impressive in the first place.

That being said, I would vote on a match between the aforementioned and Johan Liebert.  By far, he tops the badass scale so far it tips over.

-Alexander du Galle

[Smithkakarot]

I also wish to include Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star.

[Raziel]

Houkutou SHinken!!!!!! ATATAtattatatTAtatatata Atah atah atah!!!!