[Levinthross]

OMG KADESH IS HERE ILOVES YOU HAHAHA and ouija boards merely enable a spirit the ability to contact you but as a consequence they act as a gate way to practically anything and everything theress no changing that.

[Kadesh]

OMG KADESH IS HERE ILOVES YOU HAHAHA

 Uhm... wow.... and thanks? I think...

and ouija boards merely enable a spirit the ability to contact you but as a consequence they act as a gate way to practically anything and everything theress no changing that.

 Spirits can 'contact' me on their own, it's that last part that bothers me.

[joannski3]

I heard several stories about Ouija boards where they return to the owner. In one story someone threw their Ouija board away several times and each time it returned, in the end he just kept it. Some people think that ghosts cant harm people but they actually can. My grandmother used to live in a house built on a Muslim graveyard in India. Once at night a ghost tried to choke her but she was screaming so loud that everyone in the house came to her room, the ghost disappeared then.

how the heck could your grandmother "scream so loud" if she was being choked?  Sorry, but I call b.s. on that one...

[Angelus]

Everyone has heard the millions of ghost stories around ouija boards. They are all just urban myths. Like Bloody Mary, the evil clown in the corner of the room and the psycho under the bed licking the girls hand.

[Kadesh]

 Whoah, whoah Angelus!!  This is a PG site... no more talk about licking!! 


 Someone should start an urban myth thread. One that actually comes with the full story. Not just some dipshit on the forum posting 1/2 a story.

[Angelus]

Call me a dips**t again and I will...... well I wont do anything because I don't know you and will probably never meet you face to face in order to stir your drink with my penis or mess you up fun time. Plus arguing on the internet is like the special olympics, doesn't matter who wins, you're both retards.

But I may start that urban myth board. It seems like a good idea.

[joannski3]

Angelus,

I don't think anyone was calling you any names.  I understood that as he was talking about the original poster of the thread writing a half-arsed story about something that may or may not have happened.  But I think you misunderstood because I don't think there was any slight intended to you.  Other than teasing about the licking, but I think that was more of a jest, not a direct insult.

[Angelus]

My last post was also in jest. Hence the penis joke, the special Olympics joke and the play on people who argue on the internet. If Kadesh wasn't targeting me for his remark then I withdraw my statements of comedy and weep. I will WEEP joannski3! Are you satisfied!?! You made a grown man cry. Cry like the disappointed, redheaded stepchild who was so hideous that his Uncle Rapey McRapesalot refused to molest him that Christmas. He touched all the other kids, why not little Johnny Freckleface. WHY!?!

That was all in humour. I meant no offence to anyone who was/is/maybe molested, a molester, ginger, a stepchild, hideous, named Rapey McRapesalot, named Johnny Freckleface or any variation of the aforementioned conditions.

[Kadesh]

 For two... I was referring to 99% of the newbies on here who post some stupid 1/2 assed story and expect us to not tell them they're dips**ts.


 For twelve........ Angelus........... Just wow.


 And fourthly........ I............... am................... a........................ SHE

[Angelus]

Sorry Kadesh. But, well, you know. Pretty butch sounding name. lol.

[Kadesh]

 Kadesh is a goddess. That's it mr teachy teacherton............ you're fired!!

[Muerte]

  I knew Desh was a Woman, I have even see her picture and it is soooooooo cute!

[Kadesh]

 Picture?? What picture?

[Angelus]

Actually Qadesh is a goddess. Although Kadesh is an accepted phonetic spelling. BOOOYA!

[Muerte]

  Silly Desh, the one in the Gallery.