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Aliens, ETs and UFOs => Sightings! => Topic started by: Loki on September 29, 2003, 10:37:36 AM

Title: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Loki on September 29, 2003, 10:37:36 AM
Forget China's astronauts. The country's most famous intergalactic traveler lives in the last house on his lane at the edge of a Siberian forest. Meng Zhaoguo's odyssey began at the Red Flag logging camp in the Manchurian province of Heilongjiang, when he saw a metallic glint thrown off nearby Mount Phoenix. Thinking a helicopter had crashed, he set out to scavenge for scrap. The 36-year-old lumberjack stood gazing at the wreck from across a valley when "Foom! Something hit me square in the forehead and knocked me out."

That collision four years ago, and what followed, has made Meng a celebrity even today among the growing number of Chinese gaga for little green men. In a country that bans "evil cults" and monitors faith in anything but the Communist Party, a belief in extraterrestrial life is one of the few fringe convictions that's been allowed to grow into an organized movement. The government-approved China UFO Research Center boasted 50,000 members and held annual conferences before splintering into competing factions three years ago. A 20-year-old Chinese bimonthly magazine about UFOs enjoys a circulation of 200,000. "We have so many visitation reports that if people don't have pictures, we won't bother investigating," says Zhang Jingping, director of the Beijing UFO Research Association.

 
 
Chinese fascination with interplanetary life isn't entirely new. Believers point to a 4th century text called the Collected Legacies, which describes a "moon boat" that floated above China every 12 years. Today's focus is on the science of UFOs—something tolerable to a Chinese Communist Party that advocates "scientific socialism." It helps that heavy hitters such as the former president of Beijing Aerospace University have long advised UFO-research organizations. The hard-science bent means it's acceptable to publish research on close-encounter stories. It's not O.K., however, to wonder if such stories result from people searching for higher meaning in the hurly-burly of a changing China by turning to God, Buddha or even E.T. "Chinese may feel a spiritual impulse that leads some to believe they've been abducted by aliens," says Richard McNally, a psychologist at Harvard University who has researched Chinese alien-abduction claims.

Few have enjoyed as remarkable a journey as Meng. Several nights after his wallop on the head, Meng says he found himself floating above his bed. As his wife and daughter slept below, a 3-m-tall, six-fingered alien with braided fur on her legs straddled his waist. After 40 minutes of levitational copulation she departed through the wall, leaving Meng with a 5-cm mark on his thigh. A month later, he says, he was transported through the wall into a spaceship. Meng asked to see the woman with the braided fur. Impossible, they said. But they gave him hope. "In 60 years, on a distant planet," they said, "the son of a Chinese peasant will be born." Meng asked if he would ever see this child. He would. The aliens did not say where.
Title: WRONG-O!
Post by: Hydra on October 17, 2004, 01:09:00 PM
DUDE THAT'S WRONG I hope it didn't really happen.
Title: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Anonymous on August 07, 2005, 10:05:59 AM
and i suppose you should see http://aliens.monstrous.com/love_the_alien.htm it tells u ur theory
Title: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Anonymous on August 07, 2005, 10:07:10 AM
*pushes alien off cliff,claws out*Aaaaahhhhhh...it screams

well it fell...not comical...HAHAHAAHA!
Title: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Anonymous on August 07, 2005, 10:09:25 AM
and i suppose you should see http://aliens.monstrous.com/love_the_alien.htm it tells u ur theory

*pushes alien off cliff,claws out*Aaaaahhhhhh...it screams

well it fell...not comical...HAHAHAAHA!
Title: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Fraidy-cat on October 10, 2005, 02:14:03 PM
a alien with braided hair on its legs,strange...very strang, but i would like to be the parent of a hybrid child i guess, sorty ,kinda ,maby,(i still think that would be weird though to wake up mid air having a uknown thing humping me!)
Title: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Anonymous on October 15, 2005, 07:23:51 AM
maybe because it had braided hair it may be a disfigured roman createn fighter!
Title: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Devious Viper on October 15, 2005, 07:57:52 AM
^
Spammer El Godzilla...
Title: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Scotty on October 22, 2005, 01:04:19 AM
:roll:
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Ghostlyguy90 on November 29, 2006, 07:44:11 PM
Dude, how could you have sex with something like that?!?!?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: buckethead101 on April 02, 2007, 01:14:40 PM
if a alien banged me i would get my guitar and bash it in the head and say lolz
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Quest on April 02, 2007, 08:40:26 PM
Interesting story, Loki. I wish it were easier to get more information about UFO's from other countries, especially those which aren't friendly towards the US.  I think a lot could be learned if information were shared more.
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: whitefox17 on July 03, 2008, 09:50:26 AM
they're right thats.....Ewwwwwwwww...ok now if it were a vaintine, tolka, aqua, shintz, antlantean, or a kwator then maybe

but somthing like that(3ft and all that)......EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Raziel on July 03, 2008, 05:55:11 PM
You are being silly, the thing was three METERS TALL. that means it was  feet! YAO MNGS MOM! hahahahaha...... ahem.


Have you ever thought of the possibility that we might be monkey/alien hybrids?



anyway, me makin sweet love to a tall hot alien with bulit in braided natural fur booties? why not? if the have the twin mammaries  on top.. *evil snicker*


I wonder........ :-D




Note: this post was in no way intended to offend anyone...... but it will, so sorry in advance.  <:smurf



Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Sick_Angel13 on July 03, 2008, 07:00:07 PM
You are being silly, the thing was three METERS TALL. that means it was  feet! YAO MNGS MOM! hahahahaha...... ahem.


Have you ever thought of the possibility that we might be monkey/alien hybrids?



anyway, me makin sweet love to a tall hot alien with bulit in braided natural fur booties? why not? if the have the twin mammaries  on top.. *evil snicker*


I wonder........ :-D




Note: this post was in no way intended to offend anyone...... but it will, so sorry in advance.  <:smurf





 Oh Raz you never quit, don't you? :roll:
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Raziel on July 03, 2008, 07:23:40 PM
quitter? me?
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Sick_Angel13 on July 03, 2008, 07:26:21 PM
No Raz, not you, Santa Claus.
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Raziel on July 03, 2008, 08:06:09 PM
NO wonder i didn't get my lump of coal last year!.... i was so cold.....
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Sick_Angel13 on July 03, 2008, 08:14:14 PM
 

*<:) *<:) *<:)*<:) *<:) *<:)*<:) *<:) *<:)*<:) *<:) *<:)
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: whitefox17 on July 07, 2008, 05:47:30 AM
Have you ever thought of the possibility that we might be monkey/alien hybrids?
um raz your not to far off
your not related to monkeys persay but....na i shoudnt tell you.....
ok....all most all humans are mostly hybrids..like sick_angel shes(if thats her real picture)
shes an Aqua+.....

NO wonder i didn't get my lump of coal last year!.... i was so cold.....
thats why aliens watch humans, you guys are sarcasticly hilarias
 
 
 

 
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Sick_Angel13 on July 07, 2008, 07:24:19 AM
Ok let's straighten things out here.

1) That's not my real picture. Enough said.

2) How do you know if someone's a Aqua-only-Lord-knows-what by a picture? I'd like to know.
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: whitefox17 on July 07, 2008, 09:02:53 AM
easy their hair,eyes,lips,and facial aperance show every thing+the arora but thats not all ways acurate
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Raziel on July 07, 2008, 05:05:29 PM
I was serious........ really :x. Dammed lazy red fat man. Doesn't coke pay you enough!?


Probably in a Russian club,"hoe ho ho-ing" all the way. must hang out with his red -ex commie buddies........ i want my sack of coal.... need a barbecue grill too.

Does anyone mind if i start using lame pick up lines here?
 


Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Sick_Angel13 on July 08, 2008, 05:10:06 AM
I was serious........ really :x. Dammed lazy red fat man. Doesn't coke pay you enough!?


Does anyone mind if i start using lame pick up lines here?
 




Well, it's a free country. *shrugs* As long as it doesn't offend anyone or break and Monstrous rules, feel free to use the lamest pick up lines you have. :roll:
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Nina on July 08, 2008, 05:17:28 AM
Yeah, go wild!!!  :-D
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: DemonHunterofIndiana on July 29, 2008, 10:44:01 AM
Um,
ew?

 :gun: :gun: :gun:
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Sick_Angel13 on July 29, 2008, 04:08:59 PM
Ew, definitely.

But aliens could say "Ew" and think we're disgusting too? Just a thought, we're here discussing about mating with aliens and it made me think of aliens  talking about mating with humans and one of them says "Ew" or what they say to express themselves. :banplea:

 
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: DemonHunterofIndiana on July 29, 2008, 09:58:26 PM
Ew, definitely.

But aliens could say "Ew" and think we're disgusting too? Just a thought, we're here discussing about mating with aliens and it made me think of aliens  talking about mating with humans and one of them says "Ew" or what they say to express themselves. :banplea:

 
How paradoxical of you.  *<:)
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Petling on July 30, 2008, 01:29:59 AM
If the alien was hot? Yes. Just so long as it doesn't come close to beastiality(?) in any way. I hear some aliens look more like animals than people. :-P
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Nina on July 30, 2008, 04:05:28 AM
So do some people...... 
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: whitefox17 on July 30, 2008, 05:42:22 AM
do I look more like an animal or human? serosly

and its like 40/60 with the 40 being huamn looking
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: whitefox17 on July 30, 2008, 05:44:40 AM
wait what do you consider human looking

and mating with a human is not bad at least I dont think
but a pronx would most likley throw up
but what do I know only done it with one person(a homo sapian)
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Nina on July 30, 2008, 06:27:58 AM
Well.... when someone looks....eeeeh.... human?!
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Moloch on July 30, 2008, 07:35:39 AM
Three meters equals nine feet and nine inches. That means that this dude was hovering in the air while the alien was standing on his bed, stradling him at the same time. Unless of course he's the richest lumber jack in the world and can afford twelve foot ceilings.
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Nina on July 30, 2008, 07:59:34 AM
 *<:) *<:) *<:)
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Petling on July 30, 2008, 09:50:46 AM
Dude, I didn't even spot that. :-D
Title: Re: Alien Sex Friend
Post by: Sick_Angel13 on July 30, 2008, 10:56:15 AM
I thought about that, but my math usually always sucks so I thought I was wrong... hmm...