Hey everybody on Monstrous Im rirlez(Its not my real name though haha)

I dont know what i am?
I've got greenbluebrown eyes with yellow/oranges edges, i can make the edges grow...
And if i get in a emergency or something i can do crazy farking stuff, i get like superstrong and one time some dudes in the gymclass were
running towards me with a big madrass as i was lying on the ground and they screamed WATCH OUT! so in the last second i just flew up without no help with my hands and landed on the madrass
Like a backflip up on it. Weird sh*t.
I also sleep a lot, daytime is my favourite, i dont have any troubles sleeping on the day but at night i do.
i've got veryvery sharp sideteeth. I bite through aliminuim cans easily and my teeth leaves holes, i got to try to bite my friend in the finger and he screamed.
When i get mad i have no fear and if im in danger and have to run i easily run faster than my friends.
I weigh 82kg and im 5'9/5'10 and im NOT fat, well ive got fat but i mostly have muscles, and i dont even TRAIN, im naturally buffed.
Anybody got an idea of what i am :O

[Strife]

Oh wow....

 

[Muerte]

  I think I should allow one of the other Mods take this one, yes, I believe that might be best for now..................Markus?  Oni?  Anyone???  Please do not let me get a hold of this one.

  I think I should allow one of the other Mods take this one, yes, I believe that might be best for now..................Markus?  Oni?  Anyone???  Please do not let me get a hold of this one.

MEOW

[Muerte]

  I see you are a jester.  One warning son, this is the May Day section, a place where those with real problems seek help.  If I were you I would treat it as such.  Trust me when I tell you that I am trying to be nice, do not give me a reason to not be nice.  No More Games!

  I see you are a jester.  One warning son, this is the May Day section, a place where those with real problems seek help.  If I were you I would treat it as such.  Trust me when I tell you that I am trying to be nice, do not give me a reason to not be nice.  No More Games!

So its nice to threat me?

  I see you are a jester.  One warning son, this is the May Day section, a place where those with real problems seek help.  If I were you I would treat it as such.  Trust me when I tell you that I am trying to be nice, do not give me a reason to not be nice.  No More Games!

Thanks anyways, i was just trying to be nice, so just cause this is the Mayday section we cant have fun?

  I see you are a jester.  One warning son, this is the May Day section, a place where those with real problems seek help.  If I were you I would treat it as such.  Trust me when I tell you that I am trying to be nice, do not give me a reason to not be nice.  No More Games!

So its nice to threat me?

I'm pretty sure it's not a threat, Rirlez, seeing it's from Muerte. Look upon it as a promise - and take heed!

  I see you are a jester.  One warning son, this is the May Day section, a place where those with real problems seek help.  If I were you I would treat it as such.  Trust me when I tell you that I am trying to be nice, do not give me a reason to not be nice.  No More Games!

Thanks anyways, i was just trying to be nice, so just cause this is the Mayday section we cant have fun?

Now you got it!

U've got a clue?

[Muerte]

  You are new here so I'll let you in on a little secret.  

  I AM NOT NICE!  

  Nor do I have time or patience to play games with those who think this is a place to come and "Have a little fun".  If your problem is real then it shall be treated as such, just not by me at this time.  One of the other Moderators will be along to assist you in due time.  I pray for your sake that you are not just jerking our chains.

Thanks anyways, i was just trying to be nice, so just cause this is the Mayday section we cant have fun?

  NO YOU MAY NOT!  Not here, it is like crying wolf.  As I see you have failed to notice it I shall point you to the rules for Posting in May Day.


  http://www.monstrous.com/forum/index.php/topic,7473.0.html

  In the future follow them, I would also suggest you read the Forum rules before going any further, it will save you loads of grief.  Thread is now locked.

Ok

1st...... I agree and support Muertes decision to lock it......keep it locked M

The reason it has really pissed me off is because you basically posted the same thing twice in 2 different forums, it is called multi posting

8. Multi-posting: Do not start multiple identical threads in multiple forum sections or post multiple identical replies in multiple threads. Posting something once in one place is sufficient.

And as Kadesh pointed out in the other thread and I agree with her 100%, this is IMO " Garbage Posting" , which is

Garbage posting: Do not deliberately make posts of little worth or that contain nonsense, this includes making numerous short non-constructive posts designed to quickly inflate your post count or to annoy other members.
 

Do you know how many new members we see that make post like this ? to damn many, it is really getting old and that is the reason you have gotten the responses you have from older members

You are off to a bad start, so consider yourself warned and you will also receive one by PM from me

Do not let this happen again and we will let you will start new ...AGAIN

In case you are wondering, I am Markus and I am the Guardian, which means I am the number # 2 in the command/pecking order here

I am not one of the ones you want to be on the bad side of

The # 1 is Loki, the owner/admin