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Re: funny dreamwalking
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2009, 09:08:25 PM »
Dad - "Tammy, look out this window. Come here."
*Mom rolls over in bed and gets up beside my dad and looks outside* "What is it?"
Dad - "Look at that cat."
Mom - "What cat?"
Dad - "The cat right there on the ground. It has a hole in its side."
*Mom looks to see that Dad has his eyes closed. Sleeping yet still holding a conversation*

That's basically how it went. Pretty strange. :-fly)

What kind of dream was he having? o.O Must've been pretty F'ed up
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Re: funny dreamwalking
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2009, 09:25:32 PM »
Wow, that's intense O.O

I saw an interview of this girl who wakes up every single night yelling like crazy. She then tries to leave her room, at all cost. Either runs through the window or breaks the door down... They had to put a wardrobe in front of the door every night or she would open it and run away. I'm sorry for her sister who had to sleep in the same room... She claims she can't remember her dreams, but the psychologists say it has to be worst than anyone with at least some mental stability wouldn't be able to imagine. It's like her subconscious had no limit as to what it showed her in her dreams.
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Re: funny dreamwalking
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2009, 11:17:50 PM »
It's true, the subconcious is really quite the sadist.

Heard about this girl who, when she fell asleep would 'wake up' to everything around her burning. She could feel the heat of the fire, that smell of searing flesh but apparently no noise. When she woke up, she'd find herself sitting in places with no recollection of how she got there and in a severe state of shock.
 
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Re: funny dreamwalking
« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2009, 01:56:55 PM »
Yeah, she'd probably go insane if it weren't for that O_O My little brother woke up, must have been a few months ago, and didn't want to go back to his room, which he usually does without complaining. When we asked why, he said "They're gonna kill me!" That freaked me out XD
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Re: funny dreamwalking
« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2009, 09:54:48 PM »
囧...question:when someone is dreamtalking,if someone else who is awake answers the dreamtalker,will the dreamtalker stops talking?

There's a saying that, if someone is dreamwalking or sth,he cannot be woken up by others,or it would cause something physically damaged to the dreamwalker,it is true?


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Re: funny dreamwalking
« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2009, 10:22:16 PM »
囧...question:when someone is dreamtalking,if someone else who is awake answers the dreamtalker,will the dreamtalker stops talking?

There's a saying that, if someone is dreamwalking or sth,he cannot be woken up by others,or it would cause something physically damaged to the dreamwalker,it is true?

Not physically damaged, but it's just extremely shocking. You know, you wake up standing upright far from your bed, you start panicking. Then you run, or do some other stupid thing and bang your foot, fall down, hit your head and end up in the hospital. That's why it's so dangerous. also, 'cause if they're having a nightmare, you never know how they might react when they get woken up. (I can testify on that, I had a nightmare the other morning and my mom walked in my room and put freshly washed clothes next to my feet. I woke up, snapped to a sitting position, ready to punch whoever that was. I was lucky to realize soon enough it was just a nightmare and it was my mom standing there :-o)

About the dreamtalking.. It depends what they're talking about... If they're asking a question, whatever the answer is, they'll most likely go back to sleep. "What time is it?" .. "It's Dinosaur PM. go back to sleep or the table will drown." .. "Oh, okay... :)zzz:-D I love turning my brothers' dreams into absurd results of my crazy imagination :3 <^>
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Re: funny dreamwalking
« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2009, 02:12:07 PM »
When I was about 17 I was spending the night at my older brothers house, and while sleaping I got up, went into the bathroom and turned a shelf over, I walked back into the hallway. My brothers wife was standing there to see what the hell had hapened, I talked to her for a few minutes, then fell flat of my back in the hall, I didnt remember any of it.

I woke up with her standing over me slaping me, thinking that I had passed out.

My exact words were " What the fark is your problem?"

she told me what had hapened, its a strange fealing.

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Re: funny dreamwalking
« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2009, 02:49:28 PM »
Your story made me laugh :-P I've never seen a dreamwalker fall like that.. They usually go back to their beds  :| Or to a bed anyway >.>
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Re: funny dreamwalking
« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2009, 02:56:58 PM »
I felt like a dumbass for weeks, and they still remind me of it sometimes.

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Re: funny dreamwalking
« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2009, 03:00:12 PM »
I can understand... It's fun reminding dreamwalkers the things they've done :evil: I always remind my little brother he once peed in my older brother's shoe while camping :-D
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Re: funny dreamwalking
« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2009, 03:13:55 PM »
Ha, thats funny,  a friend of mine " acording to his girlfriend" sat straight up in the bed one night and started yelling  " Weesel! Weesel! Come Back Weesel!"

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Re: funny dreamwalking
« Reply #26 on: August 01, 2009, 03:22:58 PM »
Heh, my big bro did the same thing on my bday two years ago... Except he sat up and said "Hehe.. Dude... I farted" then fell back in bed... For some reason, when we sleep, our mentality regresses to one of a three-year-old's :-P
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Re: funny dreamwalking
« Reply #27 on: August 01, 2009, 04:34:59 PM »
Haha, it's just great when that happens.

One week, my mum would wake up each morning and there would be cereal all over the floor. So one night she stayed awake to find out what the hell was going on and I got up in the middle of the night so she followed me. I opened up the cereal or crackers or something carbohydrate-y and like cereal, poured it alll over the floor, then ate most of it and went back to bed. 

Mystery solved, I'm an idiot  :-P
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Re: funny dreamwalking
« Reply #28 on: August 01, 2009, 04:55:16 PM »
D'you remember what you were dreaming about? :-P
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Re: funny dreamwalking
« Reply #29 on: August 01, 2009, 05:23:15 PM »
I was trying to stop a fire from spreading by laying down lines of spikes, however I kept putting my defence in the wrong spot.

So I ate it apparently. 
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