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Edward Cullen. Pick his poison

Started by Raziel, January 07, 2009, 02:50:38 AM

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Muerte

#60
June 05, 2009, 07:15:33 PM
  How would I kill Edward?  Hmmm, interesting question, you know, I wouldn't, and now you are asking why.  Simple, Edward is himself punishment enough, for real, can any of you think of a worse punishment than to be Edward Cullen?
In remembrance of Moonbaby, one of the brightest and most glorious stars to ever grace the Monstrous community.  Missed you will be, forgotten NEVER.

onishadowolf

#61
June 06, 2009, 07:43:02 PM
I had to read them. Had to know what all the hype was about.
-The shadows connect us all-

Smithkakarot

#62
June 20, 2009, 08:53:01 PM


Does this image make anyone else laugh? It sure makes me laugh.

:gun:     <^>

Raziel

#63
June 21, 2009, 02:54:40 AM
................ Does the image of Blade in a pimp suit come to mind? :roll:
The closer you get to light, the greater your shadow becomes.
But don't be afraid. And don't forget...
You hold the mightiest weapon of all.
-Kingdom Hearts

Moloch

#64
June 21, 2009, 05:32:06 AM
DAMN! I'm still laughing at that; it's AWESOME!!! And Blade isn't even on my list of favorite vampires, in fact, I think he's kind of cheesy, but he still makes Cullen look like a punk-ass lady.

Cullen: P-p-p-pleeeze don't hurt me, sir.

Blade: lady, get over here and ##^&^&&*# on my $@#%$^&^ until my #$$%&^&*% get #$^%$%! And if you do a good job, maybe I'll let you keep that pretty-boy look you got going on....

Meanwhile the girl runs away to go find a real man.

Smithkakarot

#65
June 21, 2009, 07:51:13 PM
If only there were a Dante version...he's both a pretty-boy AND a real man.

:gun:     <^>

Devinoir

#66
June 22, 2009, 04:05:37 AM
Quote from: Smithkakarot on June 20, 2009, 08:53:01 PM


Does this image make anyone else laugh? It sure makes me laugh.

Man, if only that was true... By the way, I laughed my guts off. Especially when I pictued the b*tch screaming her f*cking head off while Blade chops off Edward's off.
And I even read the book! I thought it would be fun, but it was all like He was o beautiful, He was like a Greek God... Reading puke isn't healthy.
There is I in every person,
Only long asleep...

Levinthross

#67
June 22, 2009, 04:12:41 AM
I HOPE THAT FARKIN EDWARD CULLIN WOULD GET GANG RAPED IN THE FACE SO BAD BY THE HULK HE WOULD PERMANENTLY
HAVE HIS ORAL ORIFICE IN THE SHAPE OF ROSIE ODONALDS NEVER ENDING GULLET, THEN AFTER SUCH ORAL TORCHER BE GIVEN THOUSANDS OF CONTINUOS ROOT CANALS
WHILE BEING GANG RAPED UP THE BUTT BY THREE ELEPHANTS A MONKEY AND THE UGLIEST MA IVE EVER SEEN http://www.ugoto.com/picture_ugliest-man-in-the-world.html
WHILE ME MOLOCH AND SEVERAL OTHER OF THE TALENTED MINDS AT MONSTROUS CONDUCT SOME OF OUR MOST GRUESOME TORTURES WHICH HAVE NEVER
BEFORE BEEN DEMONSTRATED SIMPLY BECAUSE NORMAL HUMANS JUST DONT LAST LONG ENOUGH.
the wind that chills the night, the fire's golden light
the oceans call to you, the earthen fated tune,
I am the ivy binding tight i hold the spells all through the night, i am
nightshade's fated swoon of deaths kiss and witches broom

Moloch

#68
June 22, 2009, 07:41:55 AM
Oh dear GOD! The ferocity of this post has me in stitches.... I'm ruined for the whole day by the image of Cullen being gang raped by three elephants and a monkey... I wonder... which came first?

Levinthross

#69
June 22, 2009, 08:04:31 PM
which started raping first which CAME first or the order of events in which i wished this would happen??? <^>
the wind that chills the night, the fire's golden light
the oceans call to you, the earthen fated tune,
I am the ivy binding tight i hold the spells all through the night, i am
nightshade's fated swoon of deaths kiss and witches broom

Muerte

#70
June 23, 2009, 12:31:13 PM
  Actually the monkey felt inadequate next to the elephants and instead made use of Edwards ear.
In remembrance of Moonbaby, one of the brightest and most glorious stars to ever grace the Monstrous community.  Missed you will be, forgotten NEVER.

Levinthross

#71
June 23, 2009, 03:17:31 PM
 hmm now that just leave his belly button and ill leave that to your imagination
the wind that chills the night, the fire's golden light
the oceans call to you, the earthen fated tune,
I am the ivy binding tight i hold the spells all through the night, i am
nightshade's fated swoon of deaths kiss and witches broom

Moloch

#72
June 23, 2009, 04:10:52 PM
Raz can have the belly button. T'would fit him like a glove.

Muerte

#73
June 23, 2009, 04:18:46 PM
Quote from: Moloch on June 23, 2009, 04:10:52 PM
Raz can have the belly button. T'would fit him like a glove.

  Oh DAMN!
In remembrance of Moonbaby, one of the brightest and most glorious stars to ever grace the Monstrous community.  Missed you will be, forgotten NEVER.

Levinthross

#74
June 23, 2009, 04:26:11 PM
thems fighting words thats almost as bad as saying yo momma looks like bella oh im going sstraight to the yo mama thread with that one
the wind that chills the night, the fire's golden light
the oceans call to you, the earthen fated tune,
I am the ivy binding tight i hold the spells all through the night, i am
nightshade's fated swoon of deaths kiss and witches broom
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