Edward Cullen. Pick his poison

[wolfgirl13]

Edward will die having sex for the first time...
It will start with an innocent kiss then progress into lust filled HELL...
Because he will always want to kill bella, he just might kill himself...who knows...
LMAO.

[Rainbow]

Edward will die having sex for the first time...
It will start with an innocent kiss then progress into lust filled HELL...
Because he will always want to kill bella, he just might kill himself...who knows...
LMAO.

No he doesn't ldie like that, well at least in the books he doesn't.

[wolfgirl13]

lol it was just a joke...
I've read the entire series...I just think something ackward should of happened
during their sex-time

[Rainbow]

lol it was just a joke...
I've read the entire series...I just think something ackward should of happened
during their sex-time

Yeah, me too.

[Smithkakarot]

What if Guile and Captain America teamed up? That'd be TOO much America in one place.

[Raziel]

shield flash kick? How bout a final justice+sonic boom.........Final boom?

Alright too much America indeed.......... if you can fix guile's bad engorish problems

[Smithkakarot]

If Guile were elected president, I'll bet his inaugural address would be just two words: "Easy operation."

[Raziel]

Lmao 

[Smithkakarot]

A great deal of Kinnikuman characters could **** Ed up good.

And speaking of Kinnikuman, Terryman could be added to the all-American team mentioned above. In fact, this team could include Guile, Captain America, Solid Snake, Stephen Colbert, and Terryman. If you thought it was too much America before...

[Mr. Kreepy]

Raz and I discussed this in private awhile back, and I've come up with a perfect solution to the endless hordes of limp-wristed prettyboy vampires, from Lestat to the Cullens.

Big Daddy Fang-freak Powdertastic Groovalicious Draculizzle is his name, and kickin' ass 'n bein' funky is his game.
There are too many dark, somber, and pathetic vampires out there. That's why this pimp would be decked out in a sequined coat, feather boa, flamboyant hats, and enormous platform boots, and he'd snort s**tloads of cocaine. And I mean TONS of cocaine.
Imagine Blade dressed as George Clinton, and you're getting close.

Now imagine this crazy mofo punching Ed Cullen in the face with knuckles adorned with ridiculously over-the-top gold rings and other s**t like that.

Oh yeah, that's badass.

[Smithkakarot]

Sounds like a total pimp, homie!

[Smithkakarot]

How about Omega Red?



He's pretty much a pseudo-vampire mutant...

[Mr. Kreepy]

NO.
Do NOT desecrate Omega Red by including him in this.

[Amaya]

I could probably write a book on this subject. I'm afraid to post anything thought because I don't want to risk violating forum rules....

[Moloch]

Well... if we're going to mention Marvel characters too... how about either Wolverine or Sabretooth? Maybe Mr. Sinister or Apocalypse?