What's silver and red and waddles into walls?
A hungry zombie baby with forks in its eyes.
What's bald, has big clacking teeth, and wobbles?
A zombie baby wearing the dentures of an elderly woman whose brains it just ate.
What's 18 inches long, red, yellow and makes women scream?
A zombie baby chomping the head off the family parakeet.
What's funnier than a zombie baby?
A zombie baby dressed as Dan Rather.
What's black and white and red all over?
A nun being devoured by Satanic zombie babies.
What's red and gray and splashes?
A zombie baby playing in a puddle of brains.
How do you put a zombie baby to sleep?
Decapitate it, set it on fire, and scatter the ashes.
What's grosser than nailing a zombie baby to a post?
Watching it pull itself off and then try and eat you.
What's blue, red, and goes "pop"?
A zombie baby exploding out of Cookie Monster's belly.
What's red, and covered in ribbons?
Zombie baby playing in intestines.
What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and one of zombie babies?
The bowling balls don't try and bite off your fingers when you unload them.
What's the best gift to give a zombie baby?
A zombie puppy.
What's green, blue, red, and tastes funny?
A zombie baby eating a clown.
What's white and red and wears rubber gloves?
A doctor being eaten alive by a zombie baby.
What's red and sits in a high chair?
A zombie baby eating a twitching, human foot.
What did the Mommy Aborigine say to the Daddy Aborigine?
"A zombie baby ate my dingo!"
What's cuter than a zombie baby?
A zombie baby with a bunny head in its mouth.
