Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak

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Wearing the Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak™ gives you guaranteed immunity from the 2012 apocalypse.

Survive the Apocalypse in style!

Raise your Spiritual Vibration!

Begin an Exciting New Life!

Master the Power of the Ancients!

Harness Unlimited Love, Money & Power!

Marvel at the Anti-fungal, Anti-bacterial fabric that makes bathing & deodorant use obsolete!

Enjoy Instantaneous Enlightenment!


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Mystic Mayan Power Cloak