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Which would you choose to keep as a pet?

zombie mother
5 (31.3%)
zombie daughter
11 (68.8%)

Total Members Voted: 13

Author Topic: A Zombie as a Pet  (Read 9425 times)

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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #45 on: August 09, 2009, 03:49:39 AM »
Damn, you have high standards. I don't meet up to those standards.
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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #46 on: August 19, 2009, 11:34:14 AM »
idk i think that kinda creppy....sex slave zombie BLAH and u wonder y he would love eating u hahahahaha..............i prefer the daughter though it will be easier to raise one like they say GET THEM YOUNG!!!!
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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #47 on: August 19, 2009, 10:57:57 PM »
You could cure the cold part, by sticking them in the microwave. XD
And if you can't find a microwave big enough, just find a working radar dish. Or some of that KY stuff, hey I could take over a warehouse and sell it as zombie love juice. And when I run out, I'll get a really big microwave, rent it out and call it the zombie love box.  Muwhahaha!
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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #48 on: August 20, 2009, 09:53:01 AM »
Can u imagine the smell of baked zombie? Eww X-@
Maybe u could just toss him under an electric blanket.
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Re: A Zombie as a Pet
« Reply #49 on: August 25, 2009, 03:58:37 AM »
Or an electric blanket like those sex doll guys do with their RealDolls tm.-_-
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