How would you want to die?

Started by innocentsaint, December 23, 2008, 11:40:04 AM

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How would you want to die?

Burn to death
Drown
Stabbed
Shot
Ripped
Crushed
Electrocuted
Poisoned
Gassed
Hanged
Starvation
Drawn and Quatered
Beaten
Suffocation
Frozen
Hypothermia
Drug Overdose
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November 26, 2010, 12:51:17 PM #45
True story:

A reporter is interviewing a Marine sniper in Iraq....

Reporter: "So, what goes through your mind when you kill an insurgent?"

Marine: "Recoil."

That, so far, is the single funniest thing I have ever been told.
November 26, 2010, 09:12:00 PM #46
Nice, every time I shot a .50 cal while still on my ship I thought: Did I hit that damn tomato?      <-- I'm the only person who hit it.... T_T Go Navy.

(for those who don't know The tomato on my ship, at least, was a giant square red balloon that floated on the water.)
"The reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once." - Albert Einstein

"For those who say I am evil; hear this, what you hold in such disdain is my humanity."
November 27, 2010, 12:29:57 PM #47
  <---------Prefers the method of satellite targeting and push button missile deliveries.  No need to ask if I hit it, I just watch it through on board video feeds. 
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November 27, 2010, 09:31:02 PM #48
Lol. Is it a big red button? The one that says not to push it? If so can I come visit one day? Please?  <^>   I've always wanted to hit that big red button!
"The reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once." - Albert Einstein

"For those who say I am evil; hear this, what you hold in such disdain is my humanity."
December 18, 2010, 08:37:02 AM #49
I chose shot, I want to be go down swinging  :gun:
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February 04, 2011, 10:12:31 PM #50
Not sure if you'll go down swinging after being shot, seems like something that might slow you down.
"Intelligence is the flower of discrimination. There are many examples of the flower blooming but not bearing fruit."

"True warriors are humble men"
February 05, 2011, 07:08:44 AM #51
Would wouldnt it? I got a laugh out of that one.
July 30, 2011, 07:48:44 PM #52
Out of those choices, id rather get shot. Then I might have a chance to bring the sob that did it with me :gun: <^>
When we are not curious about the world around us, we might as well be dead.
July 30, 2011, 08:18:53 PM #53
Out of the ones listed...stabbed. Close enough for me to get some shots in & maybe take them with me, but not so drawn out as to make it a spectacle* :P

Although personally I'd go with the guillotine-nice and quick, but mildly interesting.

* By spectacle, I mean laying on the sidewalk bleeding out while a bunch of idiots gawk at me...ughh.
"What the hell was that?"
August 22, 2011, 12:22:22 PM #54
Thought this through.

I'd rather just die the way I'm supposed to, and not have to dwell on it past that. Since I don't know how I'm supposed to die, I'm leaving this one blank.
Age is not defined by years, but by intellect and maturity.
August 22, 2011, 02:54:14 PM #55
hmm something short and yea well hmm shot to the head or fall flat onto a hard surface  from a really REALLY high place, were i'd go *SPLAT then my guts and everything would be all over the place i'd only feel pain for a few seconds then i'm sauce  :laugh:
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August 22, 2011, 03:06:48 PM #56
I don't know, seems like the time spent falling wouldn't exactly be fun.
"Intelligence is the flower of discrimination. There are many examples of the flower blooming but not bearing fruit."

"True warriors are humble men"
August 22, 2011, 05:42:26 PM #57
Yeah, wouldn't you be anticipating the impact the entire time that you are falling?
When we are not curious about the world around us, we might as well be dead.
August 22, 2011, 09:07:20 PM #58
Poisoned could be a lot of things. If it's lethal injection style, that's fine-quick & painless.  :-D
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August 23, 2011, 03:02:49 AM #59
Depending on the type of poison.
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