No, I do not belive in faeries. I belive in sidhe. The type of fey I belive in is the type that will rip your face off, the type that if you throw your cellphone at it, it will throw it but at you with a video message on it, of it skull farking you. When you look up it is pointing at you and itself, mouthing "you and me!", while thrusting in the air.
No, I don't do drugs.
But, not all fey are like that though. Like Dryads.
Anyways, they keep running up to me at night. They look kinda like the predator's camoflauge. Oh, well.